Now that the Republican convention is history, it is time for the next one.
You better get right on this; slots are filling up fast. I am sure you do not want to miss this one!!
SAVE THE DATE!Democrat Convention Schedule Monday, July 25, 2016
11:15 AM Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention. Forms distributed for
Food Stamp enrollment.
1:30 PM Group Voter Registration for Illegal
Immigrants.
3:15 PM Address on "Being the Real You"Rachel Dolezal, former
Head of theSeattle NAACP and Caitlyn Jenner and Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM How to have a successful career without ever having a job, and Still avoid paying taxes!A
Seminar moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson
5:00 PM Medal of Freedom presentation to Army deserter BoBergdahl for serving with Honor and
DistinctionNational Security Advisor Susan Rice
5:30 PM Invitation-only Autograph Session Souvenir photographsof Hillary and Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia
6:30 PM General vote on praising Baltimore rioters,and on using the terminology "AlternativeShoppers" instead of Looters"
7:30 PM Breakout session with Bill Clinton forwomen on avoiding the upcoming
draft8:30 PM The White House "Semantics Committee" MeetingGeneral vote on
re-branding "Muslim Terrorism"As "Random Acts of Islamic
Over-Exuberance"
9:00 PM "Liberal Bias in Media How we can make it work for
you!Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS,The Washington Post and
the New York TimesWith Guest Speaker, Brian Williams
9:15 PM Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters Still incarcerated at GITMO Michael Moore
9:45 PM Personal Finance Seminar -"Businesses Don't Create Jobs" Special guest
Pocahontas aka Elizabeth Warren
11:00 PM Short film, "Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in a CabinetPost and How to Pretend It's No Big Deal"Hosted by Hillary Clinton
11:30 PM Official Nomination of Hillary, Bill Maher and Chris Matthews Somebody spent a lot of premium time putting this agenda together. Don't let it go to waste.
The DNC Agenda