How often do you wash/change your sheets?

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Originally Posted by Corvette Kid A real lard ***, huh?

Yup. The guys on the ISS called the other day, asked if I could pull up my sweat pants, they we're sick of looking down my *** crack every time they went over. The USGS asked me to stop walking so tectonically. I'm not allowed in Florida or California, for fear they'd sink into the sea, and the DOT has banned me from 65% of our nation's bridges. Apparently I'm a grave threat to vital infrastructure.

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How often do you wash/change your sheets?